“¿Vor, somewhere nice¿. You are, of course, correct. The worst hotspots ¿ including the areas: Southway; Whitleigh; Efford; St Budeaux; Kings-Tamerton; Ham and Lower Ham; North Prospect; Keyham; Devonport; Stonehouse; and Efford; all, according to recent government statistics, have a 97% - 100% C.I.R. (Chav Infection Rate)¿I¿m sorry to report that these are some of the highest infection rates in the country! Whilst smoking, poor diet and low standards of cleanliness do lead to early demise, and help keep some sort of lid on the problem, the amount of breeding and inter-breeding within this social group - (lead partly by housing incentives and large amounts of extra time on their hands through un-employability, and attempts to emulate the sort of lifestyles they encounter watching endless re-runs of ¿Shameless¿ on their cable TV¿s) ¿ means that the problem is slowly reaching saturation point within the city boundaries. There are even some reports circulating that K.F.C. consumption in the city is itself reaching epidemic proportions, with up to 7 ¿bargain bucket¿ meals being sold in the city for every 1 piece of fruit or veg! Alarmingly, there are also reports of more tracksuit-bottoms being owned and worn in the city than in the whole of Eastern Europe. Worrying statistics indeed!”

“I've lived in 5 cities in my time and I have to say Plymouth is most chavvy. Most cities have areas of Chav Culture, with high density chavness and pitbulls.

Plymouth is different in that it is like a chavvy ladybird. Lots of chav hotspots. As such the areas of chav influence tend to overlap to some extent. This is quite unlike other cities.

Genrally they have what are called Chettos (Chav Ghettoe). Stay out of these and you generally don't want to get a teenager pregnant while being watched by your family and pitbull.

Until this epidemic of chavity is curtailed anything nice in the city (and there are nice bits) is contaminated by the Swilley Facelift brigade, multiple babies and fag in mouth.

While I understand that some of you can actually read and are by definition are not chavs, until the city stands up and say "My name is Plymouth and I'm a chav" it won't change”

“who on the PCC is gettinga free Holiday?”

“I¿ve got just one question and contrary to what it seems I believe in Plymouth, where will they land the high flyers they want to attract? We have barely the runway space for a Sopwith Camel. I think I hear the sounds of suits with their heads firmly placed up their collective behinds. I wait with baited breath.”

“Kerry I agree with you. This city is NOT full of chavs although there are too many for my liking. The Labour Government has unfortunatley encouraged inter-breeding of the underclass and have been very successful. You only have to look around certain areas to see the local chavs, cigarettes in mouth, foul language, a couple of kids a rainbow of colours due to multiple fathers, buggy, chav gear, usually pregnant again for the move to a 3 bed!. I say enough is enough, the majority of citizens are NOT chavs, they are well behaved, working, friendly and proud of their city. We have the beautiful Hoe, Mountbatten, Lighthouse, beaches, moorland of Dartmoor etc etc. We the normal citizens enjoy our surroundings and must add that CHAVS are everywhere especially where you have Labour MP's encouraging a chav bredding programme. Plymouth I think has alot to offer, don't knock it and see what can be achieved with the effort and will that is required.”

“Kerry, it's because you've lived in Plymouth all your life that you foolishly believe there are worse places to live. It¿s not the city my dear, it¿s the people! The city could be wonderful if only the locally bred populace (Chavs Are Us) could somehow be phased out of existence. As someone who has been embedded amongst the local chav populace working for the authorities under deep, deep cover, I can tell you the government has looked at many ways to achieve this, but have yet to find a solution that won¿t end up with them in the Court of Human Rights! Still, we must not give up hope.”

“Plymouth has an Identity.

Unfortunately, it has been corrupted by Politicians both Lcal and National. We certainly don't need to pay another consultancy to see what we have.

One ex-local politician has described the City as a bag of oozing puss. I don't agree.

I know about the City of my Birth and am fully able to create a successful brand and character for this once Grand City that was involved in the creation of the British Empire.

My Ancestors were directly involved in this Enterprise.

I once offered my services as a Champion of Plymouth to a Plymouth Council leader but was ignored.

I am now willing to undertake this role as a consultant for 25% of the cost to limit the impact on Plymouth Council Tax payers.

One well known Local Political Leader actually stated that Call centres were the future for Plymouth when it's massive skilled workforce was decimated by Thatchers Governement. How the past will come to haunt you Tudor Evans!!!!”

“I have lived in Plymouth all my life and I am very proud of my city. There are many worse places to live in this or any other country so, if you don't like it here, move away, if not be positive about this and stop moaning”

“As someone who moved away from Plymouth and vowed never to come back I am really exicted by the developments going on, its just a shame the locals dont want to get behind any of it.
Millbay will be an amazing area very much like a place called Hammarby Sjöstad in Stockholm.

Maybe I will be tempted home eventually...”

“Monorail sounds good, they have one in ogdenville and North Haverbrook”