seagull

“You'd also think they'd look at their long legs and put two and two together and think "Hey, i think i'll go wading in a shallow estuary looking for things in the mud, my webbed feet will act like snowshoes and stop me sinking in"”

“NO SUCH BIRD CALLED A SEA GULL, its just gull ie common gull black headed gull and so on, please be a little bit wise CHARLIE DODDS seem you the thick one here, not the gull”

“I kissed a gull and I liked it.”

“Seagulls are so thick it's unbelievable, they go round scavenging dropped food or begging tourists for some (the young brown ones are worse for that with their pathetically servile squeaking), and yet there's an ocean full of fish on their doorstep, don't they know they're supposed to be seabirds?
You'd think they'd look down at their webbed feet for swimming and the penny would drop.”

“Kill it with fire.”